my Yoni Eggs

Yay! I just received my first Yoni Eggs… now I can test its powers. I am now ready for a spiritual transformation and be in alignment with my sexual power… to develop an intimate and loving relationship with my yoni, my entire body, and ultimately myself. I’m not quite ready to do some heavy weight lifting just yet  (see Vaginal Kung Fu) but I’ll get there. I don’t see myself lifting chandellier’s, or a surfboard with my yoni like Kim Anami: The Well-F**ked Woman, though. But that would be a feat. 😉  LOL




It was pretty challenging for me to pick my first yoni egg(s). I couldn’t decide whether I should get 1, 2 or 3 or which size(s) to get first. And there are so many gemstones to choose from. I read somewhere that you should base it on your intuition and my intuition dictated that I should buy  a 3-pack for starters, 3 different sizes for the 3 different stages and 3 different gemstones. I was sure I was going for a Nephrite Jade which was the most popular and I was pulled by the Rose Quartz and the Black Obsidian. And there’s the thing about drilled and undrilled. Decisions, decisions. Ugh!


This is what I purchased. A set of 3 Yoni Eggs: 3 Sizes and 3 Gemstones — Nephrite Jade(M), Rose Quartz(S) and Black Obsidian(L) Drilled; with one Box 55 Yards Unwaxed Dental Floss & User Instructions,  for Pelvic Floor Muscles Massage -YETS4744 ($169.00 – $109.00)



One thing I was sure of is that I wanted to get a medium Nephrite Jade so it didn’t really matter whether the rose quartz or black obsidian was small or large. But here’s what I found out about the sizes (see images below). Plus I also opted for the drilled ones because I want to  keep my options open about putting weights later on. The drilled hole is also there so you may attach a string to  the yoni egg where you can attach weights to the end of the string which is a quirky but fun way to strengthen your pelvic floor. Another reason I picked “drilled” is for peace of mind that I have the option to pull it out with the string if I have to. (It is recommended that you take it out naturally without pulling it from the string.) Do not worry about the yoni egg getting stuck in there… rest assured it won’t happen. With the natural weight of the egg, it will always find its way out, especially when you have relaxed your muscles and give it a little push.

I picked the Nephrite Jade because it’s the most powerful, the most clearing, the traditional one used by women in ancient China, and the best to start with. IIt’s a darker jade, deep green, almost black. The egg will get lighter in color, with use; if you feel like it’s been drained of energy, recharge it in the full moon just the way you would a crystal.

Nephrite jade is associated with cleansing, health, abundance, beauty, longevity, and healing for the heart. Make sure your nephrite jade is  genuine. They usually come with certificates of authenticity.

The second most common yoni egg is Rose Quartz, which is more gentle, and brings in more love energy. But the jade is the most powerfully cleansing; go with the jade first then when you’re more practiced, you can use rose quartz to bring in love and heal wounds, in a gentler way.




For starters, you can use the Large Yoni Egg if you need to strengthen your pelvic floor for any reason or if you’ve given birth to one or more children. Due to its size and weight, it gives the vaginal muscles more resistance so it is a  great option for kegel work. You can pick a  Medium Yoni Egg if your pelvic floor is strong and don’t need much strengthening even after multiple childbirth. This is great for spiritual work and at the same time it maintains pelvic strength and health. If you pick Jade as a gemstone, you can also sleep with it. For advanced users who want to challenge themselves, you can choose  the Small Yoni Egg.  You can use both medium and small yoni eggs in combination to work with two different energies at the same time.


Female practice that involved using stone eggs is estimated to be 5000 years old. Eggs carved out of jade were used by empresses and concubines of  the royal palace in China to access sexual power, awaken sensuality and maintain amazing health into their old age. For a very long time this secret practice was only available to members of the royal family, and up until recently – to select Taoist practitioners. (Source:



The following info are the ones I gathered from an article by “Yoni Egg Metaphysical Guide” about the properties of the yoni eggs. Thanks to Alalyak  for sharing this site with me and for giving other info and feedback about this process that’s so foreign to me.

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Black Obsidian:

  • Properties: psychic protection, grounding, cleansing, clearing, spirit communication, healing, renewal.
  • Chakra: Root

Black obsidian yoni eggs eliminates negative energies and blockages in oneself and ones environment. It’s like a psychic vacuum cleaner, cleansing the auric field of disharmony, negative attachments, astral “junk,” as well as ones own anger, greed, fear, resentment, etc.

It’s a strong grounding stone stimulating the root chakra and also a strong stone for spiritual protection. In addition, it helps bring one’s own shadow material out of exile. allowing it to be transmuted through the heart. It aids in recalling the exiled bits from the unconscious, even from past lives.

Obsidian yoni eggs are a great aid to healing the body and soul as well as a woman’s womb by releasing past problems from sexual abuse, pregnancy loss, abortion and bad decisions.. Think of it as a sponge soaking up all your traumas, regrets, bad decisions, etc.

Obsidian yoni eggs are great to have in your collection for working with the spirit world and are highly protective with strong metaphysical properties keeping you grounded and safe.

Always do a good purifying cleanse after working with obsidian. 


Make sure your yoni egg is not fake.

Nephrite Jade:

  • Properties: health, abundance, revitalizing, longevity, joy, victory, success, wealth.
  • Chakra: heart

Nephrite Jade is said to bless whatever it touches, serving mankind across the globe for nearly 7,000 years. Jade was the first stone used internally by women, exclusively to concubines for the emperor and members of the royal circle, as wise, ancient powers believed that health, beauty and longevity could all be achieved through a strong and healthy vagina.

Nephrite Jade is a stone with a heart of healing and a stone for healing the heart. It’s energies are so strong and steady one feels a flow of well-being and balance almost immediately upon touching them. Jade eggs are good stones to wear during sleep, both for their harmonious and nourishing vibrations and for their beneficial effect upon one’s dream life.

Women have reported that Nephrite Jade yoni eggs have had a profound effect on them by infusing their womb space with vibrations of love and joy and claiming the experience was beautifully orgasmic.

Jade Eggs fosters wholesome and steady growth of one’s chi or life-force energies. It is recommended that one wear or carry Jade when hiking, gardening, relaxing, or meditating outdoors, because it draws upon the earth’s life-force and imbues one’s auric field with that energy. Jade Eggs can harmonize and balance a woman’s womb space and heart chakra, aiding in both emotional and physical well being.

Jade yoni eggs can be used to attract abundance and prosperity and to broadcast peace and loving-kindness to all those in one’s surroundings. It’s a stone of abundance and can help to attract wealth and all kinds of prosperity.

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Rose Quartz:

  • Properties: love, gentleness, emotional healing, release of stress, uniting with the divine.
  • Chakra: heart

Rose Quartz yoni eggs is the pure crystal of love – for oneself, one’s partner, children, family, friends, community, the earth, the universe, the divine.

Meditating with a Rose Quartz yoni egg brings an envelope of love around oneself and activates the heart chakra. Healing the heart of it’s wounds and reawakening it’s trust are among Rose Quartz gifts. Her soothing vibrations are a balm to the emotions and they calm and cleanse the entire auric field. She engenders teh release of tension and stress, the dissolution of anger and resentment, the dispelling of fear and suspicion and the rebirth of hope and faith.

Rose Quartz yoni eggs are are one of the crystals of the great mother earth. She links one’s personal heart to the heart of the earth and the heart of the universe. Her love vibrations can penetrate to the cellular level, reprogramming the cells for joy and longevity rather than despair and death. Rose Quartz yoni eggs can stimulate the crown, third eye and throat chakras, bringing them into harmony and unity with the heart. Even the lower chakras respond favorably to the abundance of love energy which flows from the heart under the influence of Rose Quartz.


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I just want to share that as soon as I got my eggs I was so ecstatic to use it. I decided to use my Nephrite Jade first and even slept with it. One of my challenges is that I sometimes forget that I have it in me so when I get up from my chair it somehow tries to “escape”.  Just keep in mind that as long as you keep it tight down there it won’t go anywhere. I also forgot that I have my yoni egg in me when I had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. So watch out for that. Please remember to sterilize your eggs before each use. (Instructions here). I also want to share that I got confused with the term “sleep with your egg” when I read an instruction to get “atttuned” to it. I thought it had to be inside me but then as I was writing a new post about my instructions I found out that I was supposed to sleep with it under my pillow first before I inserted it inside my yoni. LOL

For newbies like myself, please check out‘s article “Yoni Egg User Guide: Cleanse, Charge, Use” so you can learn how to use and care for your yoni eggs. This site is full of information about yoni eggs and and other things and she sells them on her website, too.

Have fun with your yoni eggs! I know I will… haha


Grosses bises  ♥  Etoile





  1. alalyak · February 25, 2017

    Yay! So excited for you! I laughed at your mentioning of it “trying to escape.” Beautiful guide. I plan to do a similar post once I get into my Divine Feminine series 🙂

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